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Miss Dish dishes on a Tragic Reality-TV Starlet
One could speculate that Dylan Denault has more social lives than a cat, but I’m afraid she’s beginning to run short. The troubled tv starlet has found herself in all sorts of binds, for longer than her publicist would ever like to admit. The situation has reached a critical point; with being blacklisted from events, and the repeated substance abuse. She tends to be one of the more shamelessly embarrassing figures on the stage of reality-tv drama, if that’s even possible…READ MORE >>
Bella Lagosi, Call-girl? Miss Dish is Suspicious
“ I didn’t steal any dress, that’s absurd. Sarah was my best friend, and we shared closets like sisters. I’m not sure why she decided to attack me like this, but I’m no escort, of that I can assure you. I am a companion, a muse…” Read More>>
Miss Dish’s Latest, Fraudulent Royalty Exposed!
The infamous Sadie Sheppard was spotted outside the Plaza yesterday afternoon trying to hail a cab, hastily packed luggage at her feet. Miss Sheppard, you will recall, was recently caught impersonating Isabella Margrethe of Denmark, the reclusive Princess of the island nation of Faroe and supposed grand-daughter of Queen Margrethe II of Denmark. It is said that that the real princess is a beautiful women who rarely travels from the island, not even into her grandmother’s neighboring Denmark. Rumors float about as to why, but no one knows for sure. This made Miss Sheppard’s charade easier to pull off…Read More>>
Miss Dish Dishes Dirt on Diplomat’s Daughter
A scandal has traveled all the way across the Atlantic from Egypt to New York City, and with it came a woman. She was born into the upper class, her father being an important diplomat to Eastern Europe. Her parents in a moment of musings named her after the mythical goddess of mystery, Amunet, and mystery has indeed held fast to the young woman throughout her life. Up until recently, Amunet was considered a very appealing catch and was courted frequently, but her decision to not take a husband began to seep into the consciousness of her would-be lovers, and gossip tore through Egypt… Read More>>
